There were a few good special effects, maybe one or two (unintentionally) good lines.
For the people who know they will never see the movie, my honest, open review of Van Helsing is beind the cut: It sucked balls. On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the best, Van Helsing was a negative 5000. It blew chow with burning chunks. As Stan said in the South Park episode about Mel Gibson's The Passion of Christ, this is America; in America, when something sucks, you should get your money back. Or something like that.